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Date Posted:2024-10-09 08:26:30Copy HTML Growing old is something you do if you're lucky It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are ingenious Before I speak I have something important to say Groucho Marx You know that look that women get when they want sex? Me neither Steve Martin When choosing between two evils I always pick the one I haven't tried before Mae West There are a number of mechanical devices which increase the sexual arousal of women, a Ferrari is one of them P J O'Rourke A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it Bob Hope All I ask is a chance to prove that money won't make me happy Spike Milligan A secret is something that is only repeated to one person at a time Robert McCrum |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-04-18 01:36:39Copy HTML "There are two kinds of people in this world my friend: those with loaded guns, & those who dig, you dig"
Clint Eastwood..........The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly, 1966 |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-04-20 12:00:11Copy HTML "Don't throw the helve after the hatchet." An idiom describing making a bad situation worse. |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-04-20 11:54:04Copy HTML "Major Strasser has been shot, round up the usual suspects."
The movie Casablanca...................one of my all-time favorites |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-04-20 11:55:11Copy HTML "Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little." Gore Vidal |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-04-24 11:18:36Copy HTML "The difference between stupidity & genius is that genius has its limits." Einstein. |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-04-27 10:44:28Copy HTML "Give a person a fish & you feed them for one day."
"Teach a person to use the internet, & they won't bother you for days, months, years." |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-04 02:36:04Copy HTML "When you bait the hook with your heart, the fish always bite."
John Burroughs |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-05 08:10:31Copy HTML My artificial plants did not die because I pretended not to water them |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-05 08:11:51Copy HTML Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carey |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-05 12:46:09Copy HTML "Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde
"It is forbidden to spit on cats in plague-time."
-Albert Camus-
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-05 10:35:45Copy HTML "When you say you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice."
Otto von Bismarck |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-06 03:54:09Copy HTML "If your house is missing a box of shit...........get a cat."
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-07 08:29:53Copy HTML "If your house is missing a box of shit...........get a cat."
Unknown I like that one. Also for dogs you could say I’ve been in houses and come out covered in dog hair. I have a dog but she doesn’t moult, not a single hair. |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-08 05:23:48Copy HTML "If your house is missing a box of shit...........get a cat."
Unknown I like that one. Also for dogs you could say I’ve been in houses and come out covered in dog hair. I have a dog but she doesn’t moult, not a single hair. Since you own a Mexican hairless I guess that should be expected. |
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majorshrapnel
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-08 09:00:28Copy HTML Nope |
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shula
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-08 10:57:27Copy HTML I've heard that Schnauzers don't shed.
"It is forbidden to spit on cats in plague-time."
-Albert Camus-
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-09 02:39:45Copy HTML "In the name of God, go."
Oliver Cromwell to the Rump Parliament, 1653
Leo Amory to Neville Chamberlain, 1940
David Davis to Boris Johnson, 2022 |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-09 05:55:53Copy HTML You'll be wondering what the Rump Parliament was. In December 1648 Oliver Cromwell weeded out unsympathetic MPs by literally barring their way into the House of Commons with soldiers. Those allowed in, about 200, became known as the Rump. However they sought to give their rule an air of legitimacy by inviting excluded members to return, thus the radical nature of the Parliament was diluted. After 4½ years Cromwell had had enough and uttered those famous words. He had to find another way of ruling the country. You're playing chess with Fate and Fate's winning.
Arnold Bennett
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-09 07:45:55Copy HTML I've heard that Schnauzers don't shed. She knows her doggy’s our Shule’s. Schnauzer it is. You could brush her for an hour, and you won’t get a hair so you have to take them every ten weeks to be cut, or they will disappear inside a ball of hair |
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-09 10:14:34Copy HTML In addition to the benefit of not shedding, my uncle (my source) said that Schnauzers are intelligent, friendly and loyal. My friend has two miniature Schnauzers and they are the most delightful little doggies I've ever met. Another breed I'd like to meet but never have is the Affenpinscher.
"It is forbidden to spit on cats in plague-time."
-Albert Camus-
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Re:QUOTES Date Posted:2025-05-09 05:54:32Copy HTML "Over a billion cars in the world & over 100,000 airplane flights per day, and you want me to believe the problem is gassy cows?"
Cowboy Logic |