"The only way to prove you're a good sport is to lose." Ernie Banks

I must be a good sport then because I have never won the game monopoly in my life.

Nice reference to drugs there, something Turdope is fond of but not as much as the vast financial rewards the Chinese and drugs barons gain on it at the Vancouver border. The Chinese bring it in and the drugs barons on the US side refine it and out it goes to kill thousands. Not any more though and guess why?

British saying which catch North Americans off guard when they first hear them.

I'll knock you up in the morning. to wake someone up.

I put a joint in the oven. to put a roast in the oven

He's a right old cocker that one.

A real cock up- screw up

Dustman- Garbageman

6 pence each way- a bet placed on a horse or dog

A Shanti- a beer mixed with lime or ginger ale

Rum and Black - rum and black currant juice

He's a real tosser. 

1. Tosser – Supreme Asshole or jerk.
2. Wanker – Idiot
3. Slag – Whore, the worst kind
4. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys – The French
5. Lost the plot – Gone crazy or completely stupid.
6. Daft Cow – Dumb, large woman

7. Silly Moo- same as silly cow

8. Arsehole – Asshole

Will let Mark and Art add some more

His real name is John Robert Cocker, but he went by Joe. In my opinion, his parents should have changed his first name to Joseph.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Cocker .

I went to one of his concerts in the 90's at Casino Rama in Orillia Ontario. Still had his voice and sang for over two hours.

I went to one of his concerts in the 90's at Casino Rama in Orillia Ontario. Still had his voice and sang for over two hours.

I always liked him

I went to one of his concerts in the 90's at Casino Rama in Orillia Ontario. Still had his voice and sang for over two hours.

I always liked him

He was a gas fitter who sang in clubs and was spotted