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Date Posted:2024-10-09 08:26:30Copy HTML

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky      

It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are ingenious

Before I speak I have something important to say                 

Groucho Marx


You know that look that women get when they want sex? Me neither           Steve Martin

When choosing between two evils I always pick the one I haven't tried before       Mae West

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase the sexual arousal of women, a Ferrari is one of them     

P J O'Rourke

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it           Bob Hope

All I ask is a chance to prove that money won't make me happy       Spike Milligan

A secret is something that is only repeated to one person at a time           Robert McCrum

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Date Posted:2024-11-13 02:33:12Copy HTML

Man does not control his own life, the women in it do that for him A budget, a way of going broke methodically Learn from the mistakes of others, as you can never live long enough to make them all yourself Groucho
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Date Posted:2024-11-17 07:36:29Copy HTML

"Never underestimate a man who overestimates himself" Franklin Roosevelt. "I've done the calculation, and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether play or not." Fran Lebowitz.
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Date Posted:2024-11-17 08:27:32Copy HTML

Go ahead, make my day. Harry Callaghan aka Clint Eastwood. Houston, we have a problem..... Jim Lovell If you want something said, ask a man, if you want something done, ask a woman. Maggie Thatcher What we've got here is failure to communicate. Luke.... Paul Newman
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Date Posted:2024-11-19 02:47:20Copy HTML

Three people can keep a secret as along as two of them are dead. Benjamin Franklyn Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Tenyson That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Neil Armstrong
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Date Posted:2024-11-21 10:40:09Copy HTML

If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you Steve Wright You can't have everything, where would you put it all A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing everyday A A Milne
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Date Posted:2024-11-21 11:51:27Copy HTML

We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. Unknown
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Date Posted:2024-11-22 03:39:26Copy HTML

The proper relationship between a journalist and a politician, should be akin to that of a dog and a lamppost. H.L. Mencken.
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Date Posted:2024-11-24 09:47:54Copy HTML

I intend to live forever, or die trying The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho
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Date Posted:2024-11-24 07:38:42Copy HTML

There's no place like home Dorothy To thine own self be true Shakespeare
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Date Posted:2024-11-25 01:26:57Copy HTML

Studies show that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than men who mention it. Unknown.
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Date Posted:2024-11-26 12:38:05Copy HTML

Houston, we have a problem. Jim Lovell The only thing we have to fear is fear itself Roosevelt What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Nietzsche
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Date Posted:2024-11-26 04:45:15Copy HTML

If we ever have to resort to cannibalism, start with the vegans. They're the closest thing to grass fed that we have.
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Date Posted:2024-11-26 09:55:52Copy HTML

Democracy never lasts long. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide. John Adams You cannot negotiate peace with somebody who has come to kill you. Golda Meir Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it. Leo Tolstoy
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Date Posted:2024-12-01 07:32:05Copy HTML

"The problem with me is, I appeal to everyone who can do me absolutely no good." Rodney Dangerfield.
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Date Posted:2024-12-03 01:05:19Copy HTML

"There are lies, damn lies, & politics." Mark Twain.
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Date Posted:2024-12-03 06:58:35Copy HTML

"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H.L Menken
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Date Posted:2024-12-03 08:52:48Copy HTML

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.   Tony Robbins 

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, it also takes courage to sit down and listen. Winston Churchill

This report by its very length defends itself from being read     Winston Churchill

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Date Posted:2024-12-04 07:36:10Copy HTML

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.       Winston Churchill


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A Communist system can be recognised by the fact that it spares the criminals and criminalises the political opponent. Alexander Solschenizyn
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During the Blitz in WWII, sudden death would come unexpectedly from above. Hence the phrase: "Out of the Blue."
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Date Posted:2024-12-05 06:16:59Copy HTML

A cockroach that escapes extermination is not a hero. It is still a cockroach.
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Date Posted:2024-12-06 01:15:15Copy HTML

Time is the only currency we spend without knowing the balance. Spend it wisely. Unknown author.
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Date Posted:2024-12-06 03:21:36Copy HTML

"Second place is the first loser." Dale Earnhardt "Just be glad you're not getting all the government you're paying for." Will Rogers.
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Date Posted:2024-12-07 04:05:14Copy HTML

"Margorie McCall, Lived once, buried twice." Gravestone marker.
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Date Posted:2024-12-07 04:25:03Copy HTML

Here are three other humourous headstone engravings. The top is from GB, the second is America and the third is Canada. Sir John Strange Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange. On the 22nd of June Jonathan Fiddle – Went out of tune. Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young.
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