I committed a crime in a previous post by using the number 5 instead of five.  I didn't start the sentence with it, though.  

We all commit grammatical errors on occasion.  We commit spelling errors and we omit critical words.  Nowadays no one thinks anything of it.  In 1631 printers Robert Barker and Martin Lucas published what they thought was about 1000 copies of the Holy Bible.  Two critical errors changed their lives.  In Exodus 20:14 the word "not" was left out of "Thou shalt not commit adultery" and in Deuteronomy 5:24, the word "greatness" appears as "great-asse" making a sentence read "Behold, the Lord our God hath shewed us his glory and his great-asse".  The printers were charged, heavily fined and lost their printing license. 

And the Nuns gave me a F for a dangling participle. 

I don't know if it's true or not, but I've read accounts that say Mr. Churchill was quite often seen in his birthday suit. 

He certainly was

Victorian novels featuring the upper class always have characters throwing in a few French words and phrases. Even Americans did it.  

The Capitalist will sell us the rope with which we will hang them. Lenin

Not quite accurate with his history, unsurprisingly from a known idiot. At the time of the Crusades the Muslims were no threat to Europe, it was Christians threatening and pushing them back.

Only centuries after the Holy Land was lost did Europe come under attack with the Ottomans pushing as far west as Vienna.