Well Major, you can't "rojer" the willing, & it does lead to a pleasant release of the tension after a long night shift in the cramped squad car solving the problems of citizens who brought them on themselves.

Sorry Tom but if you're not rogering the willing you are committing rape.

"I never wanted to be Vice President of anything." Nelson D. Rockefeller.

"There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." Joseph Broadsky

"There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." Joseph Broadsky

"There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." Joseph Broadsky

I’ve not picked a book up in about three years now. I used to devour them and sometimes sit in an armchair look at my watch and think I’ve only got about five hours to read and then I’ve got to go, alas not anymore. I suppose the Internet is just too easy. You see, I was never one for novels, I only read factual books and that is probably the reason why the Internet has taken over. 1 million facts at the touch of a button what more could you want?

Two of the most corrupt things on this planet, defense attorneys and the media. The Mafia has class comparted to those two." Mark Fuhrman L.A.P.D. detective at the O.J. Simpson trial.

Britain was built by men in overalls and destroyed by men in suits. Fred Dibnah

Britain was built by men in overalls and destroyed by men in suits. Fred Dibnah

When Dr Samuel Johnson had finished his first dictionary he was visited by a delegation from the London respectable women’s association. They congratulated him on omitting what they classed as offensive words. He replied, ladies I congratulate you on your persistence in looking them up.

There are times, not many I’ll grant you, when living in an old, solid wall Victorian house has its advantages. As good as air-conditioning in my home right now.

If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist? Ricky Gervais

I haven’t looked at any census but I do have the deeds. The land that these two houses here are built on belonged to the Methodist church, which was a wooden building about 40 yards away. They knocked it down and built a new brick one in the village. We have two local churches. I should get the deeds out and have another look because I didn’t look at them much before my wife put them away for good keeping, you understand. I remember that’s one of the long-standing family names from this area owned it for years to house farm working families. On two occasions in the past I have noticed people stood outside the front staring at the place and went out to talk to them because I knew that they were going to say…. I used to live here and they did, the one thing they always remember firstly about the place was how cold it was. When we bought the house, we did not live in it for 12 months because that’s how long it took to renovate the place. I should have sued the surveyor who missed just about every fault with the house itwas possible to miss. I knew it was bad, I was in the building trade after all, but I chose to ignore it ever every time I looked out of the front window across open pasture land. We also face west and when I saw some of the utterly spectacular sunsets, nothing was going to put me off. We moved out and it took one years work before we moved back in. The lane goes in a half circle and connects to villages. When we arrived, I could wander up the lane for an hour or two and no cars ever passed me, now? It has become a bit of a rat run and the amount of crashes on the lane in the last 10 years are ridiculous.