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majorshrapnel
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Date Posted：2024-10-09 08:26:30Copy HTML Growing old is something you do if you're lucky It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are ingenious Before I speak I have something important to say Groucho Marx You know that look that women get when they want sex? Me neither Steve Martin When choosing between two evils I always pick the one I haven't tried before Mae West There are a number of mechanical devices which increase the sexual arousal of women, a Ferrari is one of them P J O'Rourke A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it Bob Hope All I ask is a chance to prove that money won't make me happy Spike Milligan A secret is something that is only repeated to one person at a time Robert McCrum |
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majorshrapnel
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-11-06 09:57:58Copy HTML When socialism comes to America it will come with a smile.
Ronnie Reagan.
Notice how much Mandami smiles? |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-11-06 10:51:19Copy HTML When socialism comes to America it will come with a smile.
Ronnie Reagan.
Notice how much Mandami smiles? How astute. |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-11-06 11:07:48Copy HTML Vengeance always costs more than it pays.
Unknown |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-11-07 01:36:50Copy HTML "Democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work & give it to those who are not." Nikita Khruschev, 9/29/59 |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-11-07 01:38:30Copy HTML "You can't leave those who created the problem in charge of the solution"
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-11-07 10:20:17Copy HTML "If you are unsure about different genders, try milking a bull."
Unknown |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-11-14 02:16:31Copy HTML "We are living in a day when people are proud of what they should be ashamed of."
Unknown |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-11-18 12:31:46Copy HTML "Fortune knocks but once. Misfortune has much more patience."
Canadian writer Laurence Porter |
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majorshrapnel
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-11-19 11:00:51Copy HTML Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died.
We were making love in the back of a waggon and got carried away
We don’t have anything planned so nothing can go wrong
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant
How long was I in the army? 5ft 11 inches
Spike Milligan |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-11-28 10:05:56Copy HTML "Shell shock is an invention of the Jews"
General George S. Patton |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-12-02 11:24:05Copy HTML "I am malicious because I am miserable." Mary Shelley |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-12-09 11:58:17Copy HTML "Growing older means you don't have to explain your quirkiness."
Unknown |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-12-09 12:01:48Copy HTML "I feel bad about adultery, and covetousness, and flirtation, but don't know what else to do."
John Updike, quoted in The New Statesman. |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-12-10 01:07:47Copy HTML "Compared to war, all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance, God how I love it." General George S. Patton. |
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majorshrapnel
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-12-12 11:36:39Copy HTML That atomic bomb was dynamite.
Sam Goldwyn
Sam was known for lots of these. They called them Goldwynisms |
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majorshrapnel
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-12-12 01:45:20Copy HTML A few more gems from Sam. These are genuine quotes from him, they were not intentional comedy
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
A verbal contract is worth about as much as the paper it's written on
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
I read part of it all the way through |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-12-12 03:31:45Copy HTML Patriotism = service not spectacle.
General Smedley Butler |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-12-13 08:26:18Copy HTML "Before you make fun of children for believing in Santa Claus, remember, some adults still believe in socialism."
Unknown but it could be Art? |
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majorshrapnel
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-12-13 09:33:36Copy HTML "Before you make fun of children for believing in Santa Claus, remember, some adults still believe in socialism."
Unknown but it could be Art? it was definitely me Tom |
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tommytalldog
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-12-13 11:06:53Copy HTML "Old keys don't unlock new doors."
Unknown |
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-12-14 08:31:13Copy HTML We shouldn’t give money to countries that hate us. They should hate us for free.
Ted Kennedy |
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majorshrapnel
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Re：QUOTES Date Posted：2025-12-14 08:32:21Copy HTML My mother didn’t raise a fool and if she did, it was my my brother
Ted Kennedy |
