Just when you thought it was safe to go out and act like a fella, the British thought and invented crime unit are waiting for you. There are thousands, yes thousands of crimes reported everyday that the police simply will not come to your front door for, burglary being the most common. Know what they do? Give you a crime number to give to your household insurance company in case you have the insurance to have your wrecked home and stolen goods to claim for. Anyway, moving on to their latest crime busting adventure. When I say crime I don’t mean a real crime, perish the thought, no I mean a thought crime, which they donate untold numbers of employees to. This might come as a total surprise to you, well it does to our police, but men stare at women’s naughty bits, especially if they are wearing tight outfits that are as thick as a coat of paint. We’re hard wired to, by a woman too, I’m talking of Mother Nature, who’s been at the game slightly longer than PC Plod, 2,000,000 years longer. So what have our brave boys in blue done to prevent this abomination? This horrendous none crime? It’s ingenious, they have two women PC’s, dressed to encourage illicit movements in the male groin, jogging down the side of the road, accompanied by an unmarked police car with two automotons aboard. If a driver bibs their horny’s, I mean horn, at the ladies, those heroic boys in blue, selflessly ignoring their own safety, stop the offending driver and give him a damned good telling off. A spokesman, sorry spokesmanwomanblackmulticulturist, filmed at the cop shop spoke these very wise words to the camera. They may not be criminal offences but these people may go on to commit more serious offences or behaviour in the future.

Official, as in government, figures show that illegal immigrants are 24 times more likely to attack women than British men. Here are the overall arrest statistics per nationality per 1,000 people British 12 Somalis. 64.6 Moroccans. 70 Algerians. 72 Iraqis. 93 Afghans. 107 Albanians. 210

Just when you thought it was safe to go out and act like a fella, the British thought and invented crime unit are waiting for you. There are thousands, yes thousands of crimes reported everyday that the police simply will not come to your front door for, burglary being the most common. Know what they do? Give you a crime number to give to your household insurance company in case you have the insurance to have your wrecked home and stolen goods to claim for. Anyway, moving on to their latest crime busting adventure. When I say crime I don’t mean a real crime, perish the thought, no I mean a thought crime, which they donate untold numbers of employees to. This might come as a total surprise to you, well it does to our police, but men stare at women’s naughty bits, especially if they are wearing tight outfits that are as thick as a coat of paint. We’re hard wired to, by a woman too, I’m talking of Mother Nature, who’s been at the game slightly longer than PC Plod, 2,000,000 years longer. So what have our brave boys in blue done to prevent this abomination? This horrendous none crime? It’s ingenious, they have two women PC’s, dressed to encourage illicit movements in the male groin, jogging down the side of the road, accompanied by an unmarked police car with two automotons aboard. If a driver bibs their horny’s, I mean horn, at the ladies, those heroic boys in blue, selflessly ignoring their own safety, stop the offending driver and give him a damned good telling off. A spokesman, sorry spokesmanwomanblackmulticulturist, filmed at the cop shop spoke these very wise words to the camera. They may not be criminal offences but these people may go on to commit more serious offences or behaviour in the future.

See entrapment. The PD puts an undercover female officer on the street corner dressed as a "hooker." If a man approaches her and ask for sex, that is a legal arrest. If she solicits him, it is entrapment & will be thrown out in court. 

I remember when the police set trap cars on the side of roads. When someone tried to drive off in them, the doors would lock and they were trapped It was stopped because it was considered the police were aiding and abetting crime.

Encouraging it? Parking a car is encouraging crime? Do you own a car? Have you ever parked it? Then you are also guilty of encouraging crime.

There has been an abundance of union jacks flying in Birmingham. The socialist Birmingham city council has called for them to all be removed, saying that they could pose a danger to pedestrians from drivers looking at them and being distracted. Can Birmingham council not spend some of their huge budget on buying these socialist grovellers a brown plastic cock to suck? Treat them, maybe a brown plastic arseole to lick?