You should be able to collect from all those nationalities.  I need to do some review here because I thought the Saxons or the Angles were the original Britons.  I suspect Mark of being of Norman lineage, so you could start with him.

We go from the ancient Britons to the Romans to the Angles Saxons and Jutes to the Vikings to the Normans, in that order. We are descended from some of the most warlike people who ever existed, which is probably why we win every war, isn't that right Tom?

You left out the Picts. They give the Romans a hard time and came from Northern England and Southern Scotland. A large group of Scottish males and some English males still carry Pict DNA.

Don't forget the Celts & Druids.

Now I'm skewered.  I thought the Normans were tall, blond and blue-eyed.  But wait, the Normans descended from Vikings.  So I was right by accident.

They did, Normans means north men

I come from an area that in pre-Roman invasion times was territory of the Midlands Cornovii, Art was more of a Brigantes type. 

Now I'm skewered.  I thought the Normans were tall, blond and blue-eyed.  But wait, the Normans descended from Vikings.  So I was right by accident.

Yes, they intermingled with "Charles The Fat" to produce "Ivar The Boneless."

Now I'm skewered.  I thought the Normans were tall, blond and blue-eyed.  But wait, the Normans descended from Vikings.  So I was right by accident.

Yes, they intermingled with "Charles The Fat" to produce "Ivar The Boneless."

And my favorite nickname is for Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor. "Charles The Handsome." Now that is a "Doozy" which of course is the Nickname for Duesenberg automobile................or is it? Oh well so much for the nicknames.

Nostrathomas

Oops I'm off topic again.

I come from an area that in pre-Roman invasion times was territory of the Midlands Cornovii, Art was more of a Brigantes type. 

I’ve looked up Brigantes and it says wise, sophisticated and shockingly handsome

I come from an area that in pre-Roman invasion times was territory of the Midlands Cornovii, Art was more of a Brigantes type. 

I’ve looked up Brigantes and it says wise, sophisticated and shockingly handsome

Brigand=Criminal

Brigante=What is says above?

The Brigantes were the tribe that occupied the north west of England in pre-Roman times, where Art lives. I'm further to the south in the land of the Midlands or Central Cornovii.

The Brigantes were the tribe that occupied the north west of England in pre-Roman times, where Art lives. I'm further to the south in the land of the Midlands or Central Cornovii.

Art has spent too much time in those smoky pubs to look like one of the Brigantes. I suspect he is an interloper. 

The Brigantes were the tribe that occupied the north west of England in pre-Roman times, where Art lives. I'm further to the south in the land of the Midlands or Central Cornovii.

Art has spent too much time in those smoky pubs to look like one of the Brigantes. I suspect he is an interloper. 

I'm definitely a loafer 

Oh no Major, another conspiracy theory & just when I thought he/she was kind of attractive!

But Art, he is on record saying he is sure he made the right choice. 

Caratacus and Boudicca were around at about the same time, but Caratacus died ten years before before Boudicca became Queen of the Iceni. Her husband was Prasutagus.

MontyPython saw it all coming over 40 years ago